Gary Coleman is having marital difficulties
Gary Coleman getting a divorce?
I hope you’re sitting down for this . . . Gary Coleman is having marital difficulties. I know, shocking. Gary and his new wife Shannon just finished filming a two-episode special of Divorce Court (airs next week on Thursday and Friday). The description from the show’s website:
Episode 1:
Today on a special two-part session of Divorce Court, 80’s child star Gary Coleman and his new wife Shannon have come to Divorce Court seeking Judge Toler’s advice on their troubled marriage before it’s too late. Gary says he met Shannon on a movie set and was glad to know Shannon did not know who he was when they first met. Shannon proposed a year later after an argument. Gary is in love with Shannon and calls her his star protector. Shannon says she is tired of Gary’s anger issues and blames her for anything that goes wrong and is sick of playing the blame game.
Episode 2:
On the conclusion of a two part session of Divorce Court, both Gary Coleman and his wife Shannon Price agreed to come on Divorce Court because they wanted Judge Toler’s marital advice. Shannon says she is tired of Gary’s outbursts and head banging against the wall episodes. Shannon wants Gary to start going out with her instead of staying indoors playing video games and playing with his train sets. Shannon also says she wants to have kids but Gary is not fond of them. Gary says he does not like going out and would rather spend his tine with his train set. Gary also says he does not want to have kids because he does not like them. (Source)
Doesn’t Gary know that marriages never work out when A) The woman proposes, B) They take place in Hollywood, and C) Your wife looks like she is causing the current global grain shortage single handedly? Now I’m not saying Shannon’s mug looks like it was the inspiration for a My Little Pony doll, but her smile’s got more gum in it than the bottom of a high schooler’s desk.
INVITEN QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HERMOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
First Star and Big Al, and now these two crazy kids… I didn’t see this coming.
I used to feel sorry for Gary Coleman, but now his biggest problem is his inability to get the fuck over himself and move on. Angy child star man thinks he deserves to be a star again. The real world doesn’t “recognize” that he deserves nothing less than total devotion. Pathetic.
he will try to sell the sex tape soon, cause they only did it once
Awe, I bet Gary wears his little conductor’s uniform while he’s playing with his toys, too. Gary might want to conduct one of his model trains into his wife’s pussy, because it’s obviously starving for attention.
As mayor of Munchkin City, you have to keep those trains on time.
What the hell, does Gary still think he’s on the set of Different Strokes?
I’ll bet he even says “What’s you talkin’ ’bout Shannon!”
LOL @ April Showers and John’s comments.
I didn’t know Gary Coleman married the shark from Jaws 3.
She looks like the guy Jaws from a James Bond movie.
He looks like he should be holding a lamp on someones lawn in a jockey uniform.
That was fucked up waldo, I’m just saying…
LOL at this string ….