It’s all Jake’s fault
Kirsten Dunst at a liquor store in L.A. (11/2005)
You know how Kirsten Dunst checked herself into rehab a few weeks ago? Apparently it’s all Jake “Sweeter than Sugar” Gyllenhaal’s fault. The couple’s breakup in 2005 sent her over the edge. Us Weekly says:
Multiple sources told Us that regret over the breakup led her to party more – and use cocaine and alcohol.
“Whenever the cast and crew were out, she was the center of the group – doing shots and encouraging everyone to drink,” a source on her upcoming movie How to Lose Friends & Alienate People told Us. “There was no such thing as ‘just the one’ for her.” (Source)
To be fair to Kirsten, you’d drink heavily too if you couldn’t relax at a tailgate party. “Ah shit we forgot the bottle opener again . . . Kirsten? Anyone seen Kirsten?”
This is only her first rehab. She will learn to blame things other than ex-boyfriends in her next detox center. Man up, Kirsten.
spiderman can totally beat jake’s ass and she’s got him on speed dial
So now stars have to have specifically cited emotional complexities for their addictions. Stop it you’re coked out, deal with it.
i blame the toilet bats who only come out after the fifth day of insomnia
seriously. You don’t get to choose to drug out over a breakup and then blame everyone except yourself. Nobody believes that crap anymore.
I want Kirsten to drink even more. The hottest thing anybody can do is plow a sloppy drunk chick while she sobs and laments how shitty her life is.
bitch please da break up was like 3 yrs ago and ure only feelin da effects now its dat english dude razorlight dat got her hooked on dat shyt done try use jake as an xcapegoat