Gyllenhaal: The Most Feminine Features in all of Hollywood

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How fitting that Maggie Gyllenhaal is starring in a movie called Trust the Man. After seeing this picture, there’s really no doubt she’s playing the lead role as “The Man.”

Peter Sarsgaard and fiancĂ©e Maggie Gyllenhaal are in high spirits at the New York City premiere of her film Trust the Man on Thursday. The busy mom-to-be plans to “take at least a few months off” after the birth of her first child.

My penis just shriveled up after I read that last sentence. I’m pretty sure it should actually read “The busy mom-to-be plans to ‘never produce another child with a man that looks eerily similar to her again’ after the birth of her first child.”

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4 Comments on “Gyllenhaal: The Most Feminine Features in all of Hollywood”

  1. Queen Beyotch

    Maggie Gyllenhaal and Joan Cusack are FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY!

  2. loki

    THAT BITCH NEEDS A FACE TRANSPLANT ASAP

  3. wendy fox

    ahh lay of her nnow paris hilton is ugly and stupid is maggie really jakes sister they dont look alike hes more attractive

  4. francesca

    Have you seem the mokey baby they spawned?

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