Heidi Montag to fake a pregnancy this summer
Actually, no, I don’t want to check out Heidi’s ass
Star magazine claims that Heidi Montag is planning on faking a pregnancy this summer to keep her name in the news. A source told the mag:
“This summer, Heidi plans to wear loose clothes and even strap on some padding around her waist to make it appear as if she’s about three months along. The plan is to get the baby rumor mill going so she can get photographed more. She and Spencer won’t confirm or deny the pregnancy so they can keep everyone guessing.” (Source)
Apparently someone didn’t get enough attention as a child. I mean, really, is there anything this bitch won’t fake for attention? Reality show: fake. Boobs: fake. Orgasms with Spencer: fake. If Heidi really wants to fake something, she start with her own death . . . minus the fake part. Besides, everyone knows Heidi could never get pregnant from Spencer — anal doesn’t work that way.
Me…….them……locked room……….tire iron………..happy!
where the fuck is her thumb?
Add a soldering iron, needle nose pliers, and some lye, and you’ve got yourself a partner Devil.
I’d love to use her as a sex slave, make her suck me off on command and stick it in her ass anytime I felt like it. That’s all she’s good for. But, yeah, I think she’d pretty good at that.
I’m so glad I don’t have a TV, just reading about her makes me develop a rash. Besides, I think (just from the pics and reports about them) that Spencer is gay. So you can add one more fake to that list: fake relationship.
well… she does have a cute little butt.. ain’t nothin wrong with that.
I’m starting to think Spencer is gay. I see Heidi as a white dumber version of Star Jones. Having fake romances with these gay men and pretending everything is just perfect and totally real. This is a business arrangement, plain and simple. I understand many celebrity couples are more business partners than lovers but these two do an awful job with their act. They are look like two girls playing dress up and giggling in the mirror. I see no passion, no sexual attraction, just two nit wits trying to make a fast buck.
I wish these two would just GO AWAY!