I can bench press Star Jones
Although it’ll probably need a thorough delousing, Star Jones is trying to unload her New York City apartment for $2.25 million:
September 28, 2006 — STAR Jones is putting her pad back on the market next month, reports the Corcoran Group’s Pat Dugan. Jones had taken the three-bedroom triplex with a huge terrace on East 90th Street off the market at the end of summer to “renovate” after it failed to draw a buyer. Renovations were needed, according to those who viewed the “wild” pad that was decorated in animal prints, zebra stripes and lots of pictures of the dethroned “View” diva. Jones and her hubby Al Reynolds are once again asking $2.25 million.
$2.25 million for Star’s place is really a steal if you think about the multitude of uses.* You could build a huge swimming pool on each level or even build a three-story powerlifting gym. Perhaps you’d like to store thousands of pre-filled sandbags or stacks of pure gold bars? Go for it.
*Of course this is all under the assumption the floors have been reinforced with steel rebar–which I really don’t think is too far of a reach. With Star Jones, the concept of a “load bearing wall” takes on a whole new frightening meaning.
