I would wear this is as a hat

fluffyrabbit: <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/david-duchovny-sex-addiction/#comment-1136841" title="View the entire comment by fluffyrabbit">It's not my fault! My dick
fried ricer: <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/mikie-hara/#comment-1136831" title="View the entire comment by fried ricer">Finally!! I woman that we can all enjoy! Thank
Teresa: <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/friday-caption-contest-99/#comment-1136811" title="View the entire comment by Teresa">Would you mind moving your breasts back
tiffany: <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/keely-shaye-smith-bikini-pics/#comment-1136801" title="View the entire comment by tiffany">who cares what she looks like. You
Brankind: <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/friday-caption-contest-99/#comment-1136791" title="View the entire comment by Brankind">Queen of Soul? More like the Queen
Kevin: <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/friday-caption-contest-99/#comment-1136781" title="View the entire comment by Kevin">Is that a cat under your hat?

January 21st, 2007

Jessica Biel has a cute butt

Seriously, Jessica Biel’s ass never fails to amaze me. I half expect it to start fighting crime and saving children from burning buildings. I guess it’s a lot like MacGyver in that respect, only MacGyver only gave me boners occasionally. And yes, to answer you’re repeated emails, I’ve already masturbated to these pics four times. Now please, no more emails, my Mom checks this account.