Iron Man > Everything Else
America is dumb
Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey Jr.’s new film Iron Man earned an amazing $104.2 million over the weekend. You heard that right, a superhero movie starring Gwyneth “fake British accent” Paltrow made $100 million+ in its first weekend. Us Weekly says:
Combined with international sales, Iron Man earned $201 million — the highest of Downey Jr’s. career. It was the best weekend opening for a non-sequel since Spider-Man — which made $114.8 million on the same weekend in 2002 — and the 10th best opening of all time. (Source)
$104 million? That’s almost enough money to cover Robert’s coke habit. Two more sequels and this movie franchise might actually break even. We should be proud of him though — it’s no small feat to be a recovering coke addict that picks himself up from the gutter and ends up making meaningful contributions to our society . . . just ask the current president. Don’t laugh democrats, Barack Obama was a bedwetter until 26.
He’s an excellent actor, and there are so few in Hollywood, but everytime I see him, I do some blow.
This was a really good movie.
So, Nick… um, you seem to have lots to say. What was your post about?
-About how much you hate that awful, awful, awful Gwyneth Paltrow?
-About how much ass this Iron Man movie is kicking?
-About how hard it is for you to get past the fact RD jr. snorts coke? (as if he were the only one in Hollywood who snorted blow)
Celebutard Hater: Yes, Yes, Yes
Nick
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