Is Scarlett engaged?
A homeless couple resembling Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds at LAX (9/2007)
For the past month or so there have been rumors floating about that Scarlett Johansson and boyfriend Ryan Reynolds are engaged — and now comes this from Page Six:
Adding fuel to the fire, Scarlett brought her mother and sister to the Monique Lhuillier boutique in L.A. recently to look at wedding dresses. “They stayed for a while,” our source says. A rep for the actress didn’t return e-mails. (Source)
I wonder what style of dress Scarlett will choose? I hope something with an elevator operator motif to remind her of her Benicio days. Or perhaps something more in line with Woody Allen’s tastes since they’ve been making so many movies together . . . like diapers and a pacifier. Or maybe she’ll just end up wearing what’s caused me many sleepless nights thinking about: her birthday suit. I hope so — I need some new spank bank material. Those QVC models haven’t turned me on since junior high.
Boy, she got fat…