Jaime Spears is getting paid

“Whaaa . . . whooo . . . who are you! What year is this!”
A judge ruled yesterday that Britney Spears dad can tap his daughter’s estate to both pay him a weekly salary and lease a car for her security team. People magazine says:
In addition to a $58,800 payment to the conservatorship for attorney fees and other costs, Jamie was given weekly payments of $2,500 and the authority to tap his daughter’s funds to lease a car for her security team. The pop star also cannot leave California before a scheduled April 7 hearing without permission from the court or from her father. (Source)
See kids, you don’t need one of them fancy high school diplomas to get a well-paying job, you just need a crazy daughter. Leave the book-learnin’ to the nerds. Education is overrated anyways. The way I figure it, stuff is always getting built so there’s always gonna be a market for stolen supplies from construction sites. Plus you can’t beat the fringe benefits. Guess who never has to go to Home Depot to buy nails again? Tell me that’s not better than a stupid 401K plan!
[INFDaily.com]

My 401k plan is going down the toilet. Something isn’t right.
Jamie Spears bustin’ a move.