What the hell?

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Incredibly, singer James Blunt banged yet another model over the weekend. The New York Post says:

At bikini designer Diana Jenkins’ birthday bash in Malibu Saturday night, Blunt was seen sneaking out with German mannequin Tatiana Patitz. After singing a duet of “Summer Lovin’ ” with ex-fling Paris Hilton, Blunt - who dated Petra Nemcova and was also linked to Mischa Barton, Mika Simmons and Lindsay Lohan - tiptoed out with Patitz, sadly missing Eric McCormack’s riveting rendition of “Jesse’s Girl.” (Source)

I know Blunt has a hit album but, c’mon, shouldn’t his ugliness trump that? Dude looks like he should be scaring off crows all day not banging supermodels. Wait a minute, I get it–his penis must taste like candy. Mine? Regret

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5 Comments on “What the hell?”

  1. Laura

    Ewwww. He must have a steller personality.

  2. gimmegimme

    Is that really supposed to be a smile? He looks like he just smelled something rank, or like he’s about to say the word “vagina.” Oh wait…maybe both!

  3. Clayvius

    Dude,

    He is also dangerous and filled with the dark sorrow only a soldier has… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Blunt#Early_life

    Anybody who served in a place like Kosovo probably whimpers in his sleep while being tough when he’s a awake. Chicks eat that shit up way more willingly than they gobble my ball sack.

  4. Newlywed

    It’s the blue eyes and the british accent, i’m telling you, guys that are not attractive, if when they speak a british accent comes out, panties drop fast. Plus british men have a whole prince charming mannerism about them…many of them do..i know a married a brit…

  5. patsy egbert

    iT MAYBE DUE TO THE FACT HE IS VERY HANDSOME, CHARMING AND WITTY. lOOK IN HIS EYES, YOU SEE A HONEST SOUL. hIS VOICE WAS INDEED BLESSED BY THE ANGELS.

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