Jamie Lynn was a mistake

Jamie Lynn Spears leaving a Kentwood, Lousiana Wal-Mart (2/29)

If that headline doesn’t push Jamie Lynn to the brink of suicide, the story might (via Fox):

Britney Spears’ family have been rocked by another scandal - pregnant teen Jamie-Lynn’s own birth was reportedly unplanned, and her father demanded a paternity test to make sure he was the baby’s daddy. As big sister Britney battles bipolar disorder and 16-year-old Jamie-Lynn prepares to become a young mom, the girls’ uncle has come forward with another past family secret.

William Spears claims “history is repeating itself” - because Jamie-Lynn wasn’t planned. The relative tells In Touch magazine that the young actress’ father Jamie was concerned when his wife Lynne announced she was pregnant - because he had had a vasectomy after the couple’s second child, Britney.

Uncle Willie says, “Jamie got awfully mad. He said it couldn’t be his.”

William Spears alleges his big brother then demanded a DNA test that proved he was the baby’s biological father.

He adds, “That’s why they named her Jamie-Lynn, to kind of make the point that she was from both of them.” (Source)

And here I thought they named their daughter Jamie-Lynn because they were ego-maniacs. It turns out they were just practicing the first law of trailer parks: “Thou shalt occasionally lay claim to babies that are yours.” FYI, the second law states: “Thou shalt not sleep with a sibling unless they have more than half of their teeth . . . because really, how are you expected to resist?”

[Splash News]

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