Jamie Lynn Spears had her baby shower

Britney Spears at Jamie Lynn’s baby shower (5/3)
Jamie Lynn Spears had her baby shower at the family compound in Kentwood, Lousiana, on Saturday. Making a surprise appearance at the party was Jamie’s big sister Britney. E! has the details:
Friends and family gathered at mom Lynne’s home, known as “Serenity,” where Britney and her father, Jamie, are staying. E! News has learned that mom and dad did all the cooking for the alcohol-free affair, which included fried chicken and chili.
Security was tight at Serenity, with police setting up a roadblock and checking IDs. By noon, only about 50 cars were allowed to enter, mostly filled with college-age men and women.
Filled with college-age men and women? Are we talking about Jamie Lynn’s baby shower or Britney’s vagina last year? *rimshot*
There was no sign of Jamie Lynn’s baby daddy/fiancé, Casey Aldridge. (Source)
Obviously. Everyone knows Saturdays are his coon huntin’ days.
NOTE: Also appearing at the baby shower: shame, regret, shattered dreams

Nobody loves a party more than white trash.