This is just embarrassing
February 29th, 2008
OMG!!!
Remember when I wrote yesterday that magazines are grasping at straws right now for anything Britney? Turns out I was right. Us Weekly broke exclusive news today that Britney Spears’ two sons got a haircut. They also had peanut butter & jelly for lunch but Us killed the story because it was just “too controversial”.
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I cannot believe that I missed this when it came out. How can I possibly expect to live a healthy, fruitful and satisfying life if I don’t know that Britney’s kids do mundane, normal things like get haircuts moments after they happen?!? Like their logo says, I “need to know” these things “…right now!” The mortgage crisis, the war, gas prices, the environment, the election? Unimportant. A 2 year old and 17 month old getting haircuts? Extremely important. Really.