Panties are overrated

Jennie Garth has an itch
Jennie Garth on the set of Dancing with the Stars

Viewers were almost treated to a real show during a recent taping of ABC’s Dancing with the Stars. Mike Walker has more:

Gorgeous Jennie Garth nearly took a page out of Britney Spears’ Songbook For Skanks when she headed onstage to kick up her heels on Dancing with the Stars, then suddenly stopped and shrieked: “OMIGOD!… I forgot to put on my undies!” Beating a hasty retreat back to her dressing room, the ex-90210 star emerged moments later and giggled to production staffers: “I can’t believe I almost went out there and did the tango without my underwear…but NOW I’m ready!” (Source)

Thank god she put her panties on in time! I’m guessing since she’s squeezed out two kids already, her hoohoo looks something like a cross between an old shoe and a six inch cold cut combo from Subway. Just the thought of it is turning me into a vegetarian . . . just kidding, I’m not gay.

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6 Comments on “Panties are overrated”

  1. God, you look like an aging hag w/ pubic lice in this pic. I’ve ALWAYS hated your stupid bunny nose, rabbit’s front teeth and that annoying indent above your lip and belown your nose. *WHEW!* There’s a load off my mind now!!! lol

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  2. Margo

    You should have put THIS picture up for Friday Captions! The possibilites are endless and even the brain damaged could make their mark. Shit.

  3. none

    She has three kids dummy dummy

  4. Nasha

    That is pretty skanky to tell everyone about forgetting your underwear. How about just “I forgot something important?” Talk about cries for attention.

  5. dave

    i’d love to fool around w/ her fer hours. she is sexy

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