Next stop Match.com
Jennifer Aniston in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (12/29)
Jennifer Aniston’s friends really want to see her get some ass. During their recent New Year’s vacation in Mexico, Tobey Maguire and his new wife tried to set up the actress with Kevin Connolly (the dork from Entourage). An insider told In Touch Weekly:
“Tobey and his wife knew it was a long shot but think they could have made a love connection. Physically, Kevin is not Jen’s type. She usually goes for taller guys. But Jen likes guys who can make her laugh, and Kevin kept her in stitches during the trip.” (Source)
What’s with older hot chicks and short funny guys these days? You’ve got David Arquette and Courtney Cox; David Spade and Heather Locklear (on again/off again); Dennis Kucinich* and his wife; and now Kevin Connolly and Jennifer Aniston. Short guys are supposed to be laughed at and dunked on, not envied. Remind me when I die to come back reincarnated as Verne Troyer. That dude gets all the ladies . . . and free diapers.
*Dennis Kucinich is unintentionally funny.
jennifers rich and beautiful she should call rent a dick and enjoy life im just saying
Dennis Kucinish’s red-headed wife is so hot, her crotch must be on fire!!!
Body is bangin’!
That Kevin Connelly guy is so gross, regardless of his short stature…he’s just nasty.
Kevin Connolly and Jennifer Aniston are both great, and two of my favorite tv sitcom stars, but not a great couple.
I love them both and hope only the best for them in finding true love, but they are not a match made in Buddy TV Heaven.
But, who knows.
Kevin Connolly and Jennifer Aniston will be seeing a lot more of each other during the premieres for “He’s Just not that Into You”, so these two will have more opportunities to “hang out”.
Good luck and hugs to both of them!