Jennifer Lopez is getting a reality show
Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony leaving the Waverly Inn in New York (4/14)
TLC announced yesterday that Jennifer Lopez will be starring in a new reality show on the channel. The “docu-series” will chronicle Lopez juggling her career with being a mom. TLC President **Caution: Hyphenated Last Name Ahead** Angela Shapiro-Mathes said in a statement:
“Jennifer is unbelievably passionate about life and will be an incredible role model for our audience.”
Lopez added, “I’m looking forward to sharing this exciting journey together.” (Source)
It’s good to hear that Lopez is passionate about life because I’d hate for her to be, uh, not . . . passionate about life. What the fuck does that even mean? Do people think before they talk anymore? I could write something that made more sense using magnetic fridge poetry. As for Jennifer being an “incredible role model”, really? The 40-year-old housewives that watch TLC are gonna look up to the chick who’s worth $100 million? Wow I can’t wait to see how Jennifer juggles yelling at four nannies, two personal chefs, and her agent without her voice going hoarse. Oh please Jennifer, tell us your secrets!
[WENN, Pacific Coast News]
Unless the chandalier slams into the twins’ crib, I’ll have to give it a miss.
She’s a talentless whore.
only if diddy is changing the diapers
dang,he’s creepy.. but she looks pretty darn good.
I love J-Lo, but this show is so reminscent of Kimora Lee’s “Life In The Fab Lane.” I’m sure J-Lo’s will be equally fabulous.