Jessica Alba is pregnant
Jessica Alba pregnant!
Remember when Jessica Alba broke up with her boyfriend Cash Warren earlier this year? It was good times ’round these parts. We had that little celebration party where someone had too much to drink. But I wouldn’t let you drive home, no, I’m a good friend like that. So anyways, one awkward segue later, it turns out Jessica Alba’s pregnant with Cash Warren’s baby. Her rep Brad Cafarelli told People magazine:
“I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer.” (Source)
Obviously our little tryst over the summer meant nothing to you Jessica. You know you surprise me. I didn’t think you were the type of person to just use a hunky gossip blogger for experimental sex and never call him back. Don’t expect a baby shower gift . . . OK, maybe some onesies but that’s it. Whore.
PICS: Jessica and Cash in Oahu in late 2005
CLICK HERE for 7 more bikini pics of Jessica Alba after the jump…
I knew you would come running back to me when Jessica dumped you! You know how to find me. I’m still on house arrest. Smooches!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lemme get this straight. Your calling card is YOUR INSANELY HOT BODY, and now you’re knocked up? Shit, you shoulda gotten one of those pocket pooches and called it a day. Oh yeah, you’re gonna be a single parent ’cause Cash is not a grown man, yet. That’s all.
Practice saying mybabydaddydonegone.
Please don’t marry Ke-Fed, err, Cash Warren.
That’s who my husband lusted after. Now he’ll hafta settle for my big ass!
future MILF
I doubt they’ll stay together long enough to raise it!
Shocking…honestly. I’m going to start my 12 steps of denial now…
The future…I predict 1 of 3 outcomes:
- Wedding bells for the couple…followed by divorce in
SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ACTRESS IN THE HOLLYWOOD. LOOK AT THAT YOUNG , FRESH AND FLAWLESS FACE.
What a waste, Cash Warren is a LOSER!!! There goes the whole
neighborhood now! Let’s see there’s Brit-Brit, Lindsay, Paris
and now Jessica …
WTF, Nick? The site cut off my response above…so I submitted a continuation. Where is that?! WTF?!?
Real Chad:
Think it got routed to my spam folder and deleted. One of my goals for the new year is a much improved commenting system
Nick
Editor
Celebslam.com
Thanks, Nick.
Now…where was I? Ah yes, the continuation of my prediction…for those whom care:
For the future of Jessica, Cash and the baby I predict 1 of 3 outcomes:
- Wedding bells for the couple…followed by divorce in
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
i can not believe it. this is the craziest thing.