Jessica Simpson is on vacation
May 21st, 2008
Jessica Simpson bikini pics! (Cabo San Lucas - 5/20)
Jessica Simpson jetted off to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, right after sister Ashlee’s wedding over the weekend. I found some pics but they suck. That chick above looks confused so I’m pretty sure that’s Jessica. I can understand the confusion — she has a hard enough time in the U.S. and everything’s in English — can you imagine her in a foreign country? She must break down at the sight of every stop sign. “It’s shaped like a stop sign but it doesn’t say stop! I don’t know what to do!” I heard during her last trip to Cabo, the locals nicknamed her “La Traffica Jama.”
NOTE: 5 more pics on PAGE 2
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Nick, they called her that because that’s what her tits do.
Her funbags are the only things on her highlight film.
She was joking with me (not seen) I made a joke about sucking on boobies and she fallowed with what I said by grabbing her boob and kissing it. Later that night she let me have a go. Just for a laugh!
So close to a delightful wardrobe malfunction. Hopefully next time.