Jessica’s new film blows
For the seven of you eagerly anticipating Jessica Simpson’s new film Blonde Ambition, you may have to wait a little bit longer. Because the movie sucks so bad, Jessica’s dad, Joe, has pushed the release date back to the end of summer. From the New York Daily News:
“First, the release date was set for Aug. 3, and then it was delayed until the last week of August,” says an insider. “Papa Joe then intervened and said he wasn’t comfortable with the level of competition from other films that month.”
Another source says: “Jessica was not very focused on-set and flubbed her lines often. She always had her dog around, was on the phone with [then-] boyfriend John Mayer or was sitting in a warmed-up SUV.” The source said the film, which is still incomplete, is currently without a firm release date. (Source)
You know if Papa Joe doesn’t like this film it has to suck. And by “suck” I mean “doesn’t show enough of Jessica’s ample rack.” But don’t feel too bad for Joe–he still has that shoe box full of Polaroids from when Jessica hit her growth spurt midway through high school.
