John Travolta is humble

John Travolta thinks way too highly of himself

Of course by “humble,” I mean “dude thinks way too highly of himself.” During a recent interview, Travolta told the Irish Independent:

“I have fame on the level of a Marilyn Monroe or an Elvis, but part of the reason I didn’t go the way they did was because of my beliefs.”

John Travolta’s right, he is as big as Elvis and Marilyn put together. Literally. What’s he pushing these days? 400? 425? Thank god he has his own jet. Having to buy two seats all the time because of “girth restrictions” would get pretty expensive. Travolta continues :

“We were having a problem in Germany [where some critics called Scientology a money-making entity rather than a religion]. I talked to [former president Bill] Clinton who talked to Chancellor Kohl and things have improved since then.”

Religious intolerance? In Germany? *peels self off floor*

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6 Comments on “John Travolta is humble”

  1. Is it me or does it looks Photoshopped? His head doesn’t look right, and it’s grainy. But I’m not expert…

  2. Samantha

    Religion? I thought that it was a science fiction story.

  3. J. Golightly

    Ok, its long. but very much needed.
    His face does look oddly grainier than the rest of his hideous pig body. Interesting though, why would you put a face on an ugly body and make yourself look like worse? I thought photoshop was supposed to improve celeb’s looks. I guess the obvious follow up question is, if you look like that, why would you take off your shirt at all, and why go out in public, or anywhere a papo could find you? Crazy crazy. Oh, and scientology? It’s like crazy camp for kids who can’t figure out how to properly address their strong desire for leadership and homogeneaty within a small close knit community…… Right. Crazy. oh, and he’s a great big man ho, kissing men with his wife only steps away on his private jet. Gee whiz. I’ve never even met my boyfriend’s wife. Hardly fair to the rest of us dating closeted gay men. A minor note on global warming. When it comes to emissions, he’s up near Mobil in terms of responsibility with his HANGER FULL OF JETS and monstrous entourage. Awesome. Come out, and shape up (I mean literally, or don’t take off your shirt), you douche-bag.

  4. Kristi

    is he wearing underwear? what’s with the white waist band contrasting the black “shorts”?

  5. like oh ma gawd!

    im sorry to say this…..but what is he doing with his hands and his willy in this picture?
    his glued on toupee is pretty bad, its looking really fake and frizzy.

  6. Debra

    Sorry, everyone. But I happen to like this man. He looked great in his younger days (probably a lot better then you do now) and he still is a great person and really doesn’t look all that bad now. So what if he’s gained some weight. Does that take away from who the real person is? It’s not the wrapper that important, but the gift inside and in this case, I think this man is great. I’ve never heard any bad gossip about him, even though his fame was in the year of all the pot smoking (yours is crack & heroine) & you never heard of him getting arrested or making a mess of his life, or worse yet, his kids lives,like Britany and Linsey !!!!!
    Wait and see how good all of you look when you are his age. I hope you remember to think about this years from now and compare yourselves to him then. Or course your brains will probably be so fried my then, you won’t even remember this. Don’t bother to respond to this. Your comments are not important to me or valid as far as I’m concerned !!

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