Kendra Wilkinson struggles with coherence

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“The Girls Next Door” star Kendra Wilkinson (aka one of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends) published a weird rant about reality shows on her website (all spelling and grammar mistakes are Kendra’s own):

“I want you guys to know that I know that this fantasy land I live now doesn’t last forever and I now that and that’s why i go to school,” Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend writes. “This can all go away in the blink of an eye so I am also using this situation to save money for my future. Oh yeah and what you see on tv is not always the truth by the way even if its a reality show.”

Kendra going to school explains why I’ve seen so many finger-paintings on Hugh’s refrigerator. “Hugh! Hugh! Teacher gave me a star on my turkey drawing”……”that’s nice Kendra honey, but when you’re talking, that means your mouth is not on my penis.”

15 Comments on “Kendra Wilkinson struggles with coherence”

  1. Krak Monkey

    And i’m struggling with my zipper. ;)

  2. Anastasia Beaverhausen

    Umm, you’ve seen what she looks like and you still care about her grammar and spelling?

    The only way I can understand that way of thinking is if “grammar” is code for “tits” and “spelling is code for “ass”.

  3. denise

    are you a dyke Anastasia?

  4. Brankind

    At least she seems to have more of a clue then Briteny or Paris

  5. Anastasia Beaverhausen

    Not exactly, but lets just say that I can appreciate a gorgeous woman. I sure as hell wouldn’t kick Kendra out of bed.

  6. sarah

    What are you talking about….we live in america who cares if your grammar sucks…. we all just read what she wrote… WHO CARES!!!

  7. justine

    hey, f u guys! kendra is a good person and that post is such crap. she is just like everyone else, trying to keep her head above water. no one should judge anyone, even if they live at the playboy mansion! plus, i don’t think they are all worried about her spelling, they just want to get in other people’s buisness. lame.

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  9. Rachel

    kendra don’t listen to them, they are just being a.s.s!!!! keep your head up high those bitchs don’t know the hell they are talking about. Just so you know you are one of the coolest girl there at playboy mansion. you are fun, werid, crasy, and off the scales of cool. you are a GREAT PERSON.

  10. treesa

    kendra is freckin awsome so stop raggin on her..every one messes up when they are typing..

  11. Margo

    I love Kendra. She’s funny and has a sense of humor. Plus she’s got a grill. Party on, Kendra.

  12. josh
  13. OH MY GOD I LOVE KENDRA WILKINSON SOOO MUCH SHES JUST SO PERFECT I WISH SHE WERE MY GIRLFRIEND AND NOT HUGH’S GIRLFRIEND, I THINK THAT WOULD BE SOO PERFECT.AND ONCE AGAIN I LOVE KENDRA WILKINSON!!!I’m SURE I’M ALL THE MAN THAT SHE WOULD AND/OR COULD EVER WANT! ;-)

  14. lucyROO

    nice one anthony carpenter…i think she can get any guy she wants…besides im straight as a pencil and i would go gay for Kendra…i know that my grammer isn’t all that great but what you all dont realize is that you wrote with mistakes too, while commenting on her…hate to burst your bubbles but i think if she’s stupid or not she still looks hot ;D

  15. Bbot

    She’s hot, she’s dim, who cares?

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