Real or fake?

Kim Kardashian’s ass is fake?
Kim Kardashian’s ass: real or fake?

Since the dawn of 2006ish, man has pondered the eternal question: is Kim Kardashian’s ass real or fake? A source told the National Enquirer’s Mike Walker that while rumors of an “ass implant” are false, Kim does use padding to increase her size . . . which I absolutely know nothing about . . . don’t give me that look . . . OK fine, just a little, but only on Saturday night to impress the club sluts . . . what? . . . fine, seven days a week *hangs head*:

“. . . rumors are rampant that Kim got an implant! Not true, says an upclose witness who really knows the skinny – Kim’s working a hustle in her bustle, but it’s a specially designed booty booster that consists of prosthetic padding tucked into heavy-duty elastic pantyhose. And here’s a bummer, fan fellas: Photos of Special K’s backside, my source reveals, were digitally enhanced for your viewing pleasure!” (Source)

NOOOOOOOO! All of those wasted hours of “gently massaging myself below the belt” for nothing! It was all a lie? Now I’ll be forced to pleasure myself to women with “real” curves like Pam Anderson or RuPaul–oh the humanity. Next you’ll be telling me that Britney’s NOT a Mensa member and that the Moon landing was REAL! Treachery, thy name is Kim Kardashian!

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21 Comments on “Real or fake?”

  1. WARREN NEOSPORIN

    Damn, this girl makes me drool. I’m down with the booty!

  2. Brad

    If you want to see a pictures of a real ass, then I suggest going to http://www.trump.com

  3. Laura

    So do they put the realistic dimples in the ass prosthetic also?

  4. Just Saying

    Real or fake she looks fantastic! Her ass is her “talent” people. BTW, whomever stole her shit from the airport, that was a gansta move.

  5. amy

    ahh hollywood….
    it’s a kind of magic…..

  6. kIM kARDASHIAN’S ASS IS REAL DID YA SEE HER MOTHER’S ASS IN HANGING WITH THE kARDAHSIANS. KIM AND HER FAM ARE ARMENIAN, ARMENIANS ARE NOT WHITE, THEY AR FROM THE MIDDLEAST, SO ITS NOT SUPRISING THEY HAVE BIG ASSES, ARMENIAS WERE MIXED WITH AFRIACAN WAY BACK IN THE DAY, PLUS WHY YOU THINK ALL OF THOES MIDDLE EASTERN WOEMN ARE ALL COVERED UP… CUZ THEY ALL HAVE FAT ASSES, YALL NEED TO STOP HATIN

  7. bullshit

    This worthless whore had butt implants and we all know it.

  8. amy

    learn how to spell first…
    Armenia - Armenians
    gettit?

    and isn’t it, like mostly Christian orthodox?

  9. amy

    and wasn’t the armenian blood coming from her dad’s side of the family?

  10. khloe

    She is a worthless whore and she did get fake tits, ass and a nosejob, its so fucken obvious.

  11. screwbini

    The problem with the “fake” theory is that many of us saw Kim’s butt naked in the video with Ray J, and I’m sorry but it looked plenty real to me!

  12. nelly

    i dont know why every time someone says something about kim’s obvious fake ass someone else says ” your hating or your jealous” why should someone be jealous of her when she had to pay the surgeon for an ass that black woman have had since time began ,we black woman rule in that department always did always will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! these white girls and other non black woman have been sneaking getting this surgery and trying to pretend its real when its obvious its fake.. for whoever said her mother has ass your a joke!!! her mother’s ass is flap-jack flat!!!!!!!!! she has obvious breast implants and a ridiculous looking nose job, her nose isn’t even believable.. her step-father Bruce Jenner has had so many face lifts he has no more skin to pull back.. he looks like a wax face monster yuck…no one was talking about this whore last year or the year before that, if that wack as hell sex tape with her and ray-j wasnt released who would be talking about her? nobody!!! shes a black man loving whore…. thats why she gets praised by black men because she lays down with them and this is the way they want other races of woman to look but they dont!!! so black men want them to get whatever they have to get done so they can try to pretend they have something that some other guy should be envious of … shes nasty and everybody says “fake or not ” she looks good- more bullshit!!! if your a natural beauty it will show, when you carve your face up at the surgeons office you look stupid and fake as hell.. khloe said it best as well ..shes fake !fake! fake!her before and after pics tell the truth .that long face 20 pounds of makeup wearing heffa was ugly in 2005 and 06 and even further back in the days especially that wide big huge fat nose she had and her lips were thin as hell now all of a sudden shes wow!! please!! only god knows how much money shes spent,probably the same amount you would use for a down payment on a house… shes worthless she has a stomach full of cum leftover from ray-j, nick cannon, Reggie bush, and god knows how many other black men shes screwed… shes a human toliet and garbage disposal ..

  13. hgd718

    maybe people should take a minute and watch the show of her family and check out the moms, and the 2 sisters. and also the show rules of engagement. there is a banger on there by the name of Bianca Kajlich. see the problem is people keep trying to see them as white and they not, they from different parts of the world. check it out. and you would think for the time ray-j was hitting it, it would plump up alittle bit.

  14. amy

    i think women from those areas do have an ass….
    even women from Georgia (not the usa state), Azerbaijan have quite prolific behinds

    lol

    but jesus, what is it with the attitude :/

  15. amy

    Sir Mix alot has a lot to answer to…

  16. STUPID HO

    I am middle eastern and I have a big ass, but that doesnt mean anything. I still think Kim K has ass implants and fake tits cause I have breast implants and know exactly what they look like. The difference is I dont deny mines. SHE DENIES ALL HER WORK, including her nose ass and tits, plus lips. If she kept it real maybe she woudnt have all this hype. SHE IS NOT FOOLING ME HONEY, MAYBE ALL YOU IDIOTS OF THIS SITE, BUT NOT ME. Her SHIT IS SO OBVIOUS and so is her whole entire family’s. Her mom has had so much work done and yet she’s still managed to look like CHYNA the wrestler. Her other AMAZON sister is fat and ugly and her the oldest midget one looks like a Pakistani. PLUS THEY ARE ONLY HALF ARMENIAN, their mom is Irish. SO they need to stop using that as an excuse. WAKE UP people these are rich bitches with access to the best plastic surgeons, DONT BE STUPID AND SUPPORT THESE MINDLESS HOES.

  17. PUHLEEZ

    I concur, if you live in hollywood you see girls looking like Kim K all the time. Her ass is fake. The way it sits looks deformed. I had a friend who got ass implants and they look Exactly like Kim’s. Her ass is out of proportion with the rest of her body. Her sisters asses are proportioned to their bodies the tall one is huge and the oldest is small hence her smaller ass. Kim K’s ass is not Real, I think she should have kept ir real. Her ass will start migrating south in a couple of years. If she denies her OBVIOUS fake ass tits and nose, why woudnt she deny her ass implants. When she was on the chelsea show, her sisters let chelsea touch their ass she was the only one who declined to have her ass touched, and if you look at the playboy pic you can see the lines of the implants and that’s with Photoshop. Kim K is only fooling the dumbasses who aint got a clue. PUHLEEZ Bitch. Your ass was born @Dr. 902010 and so was your nose lips and tits.

  18. FOSHO

    Her ass is fake…stop believing the hype people. she looks deformed, that ass is not real. She loves black men so she went ahead a purchased the feature most attractive to them. The tits were purchased to balance her out while walking. she is grossssssss YUK

  19. stupid ho

    PLUS to the idiot who claimed all middle eastern women are covered up is an ignorant loser. NOT all MIDDLE EASTERN women are covered up, I am middle eastern and no one in my family is covered up. There are not only muslims in the Middle East, there are Christians and Jews there as well. AND IN CASE U FORGOT Dumbass CHRISTIANITY STARTED IN THE MIDDLE EAST.

  20. big s

    her ass is real! she has fake tits, fake hair, etc. but her jeans are packed with 100% real butt meat! i’ve seen her in a bikini up close and let me tell you, that thing is huuggeee and awwwwesssome and reallllll.

  21. Kim is addicted to black and as we all know black men are addicted to white or non black women so it’s a perfect match. I think her butt is real , and even if she didn’t have a nice big ole butt black men would still desire her because black men are the only men on this planet who don’t love or care for their own women. I think Kim is beautiful and to me her butt looks real. If those are butt implants they were done quite well.

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