Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen? WTF?

Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen

According to both the Post and Daily News, 36-year-old Lance Armstrong and 21-year-old Ashley Olsen were all over each last night in New York. First the New York Daily News said:

Maybe Ashley Olsen just wanted some tips on how to wear spandex well. The pint-size starlet was seen nuzzling up to Lance Armstrong on Monday night at Rose Bar. The duo arrived together just after midnight, and Ashley stopped to get a hug from a sober Owen Wilson, who “looked really good and healthy.” Said our spy: “Ashley and Lance settled in and within minutes, he was whispering in her ear and she was giggling like a schoolgirl. They totally looked like they were on a date.” (Source)

And then the New York Post said:

Ashley Olsen has a new, older man. The 21-year-old twin showed up to the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night with Tory Burch’s ex, Lance Armstrong, 36. Our bar spy said, “They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m.” (Source)

Hate to break it to you Lance but you’re about four years too late with this chick. Remember when everyone was counting down the days until the Olsen Twins’ 18th birthday? And then they just sorta turned into freaks? It was like one day I was figuring out how to hook up with a 17-year-old without going to jail again and then the next day they were zombies. It’s enough to make a creepy old pedophile who drives a windowless van and has foil covering his apartment windows weep. Hi Dad!

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