Midnight T&A: Inna Zobova

Inna Zobova

Russian supermodel Inna Zobova

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Katie Price aka Jordan leaving the Ivy restaurant in West Hollywood (8/16)

+ Nicole Sherzinger on a yacht [Drunken Stepfather]

+ J Lo’s ass is training for a triathalon [Lossip]
+ Monica Keena nude (NSFW) [Egotastic!]
+ Jennifer Ellison looking hot [Horny Oyster]
+ Everyone needs Kate Beckinsdale in a bikini [Newstoob]

+ Does Steven Segal do drugs? [Double Viking]
+ Paris Hilton denies boob implants [ICYDK]
+ I heard Adrina’s boobs are real [F-Listed]
+ Beckham loves the ladies [Part Mule]

[WENN]

Kelly Brook bikini pics! (St. Topez - 8/15)

Kelly Brook tormenting us by hanging out at the one non-topless beach in St. Tropez. YOU BITCH!

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Fergie used to date Justin Timberlake

I don’t know why I’d never heard of this but I guess Fergie used to date Justin Timberlake way back in the day. Like when he was still a teenager. In a really old article that’s new to me because I never read it, Fergie revealed:

“I almost didn’t go out with him because he was so young, but he was always trying to convince me he was so mature. And he was. It’s true. My friends made fun of me and gave me the nickname Stella, from the movie How Stella Got Her Grove Back, about a woman who dates this younger guy. But one of the reasons we got along was because we both loved hip-hop and used to talk about the Black Eyed Peas and how amazing they were.” (Source)

Awwww, that’s cute. Too bad I wasn’t Fergie’s friend back when she was dating Justin. I would have given her a way catchier nickname: child rapist.

I saw ten people wearing that shirt last time I was in Vegas

Looks like Alex Rodriguez finally realized that leaving your wife for a woman who looks like an anorexic, roided-out man is actually a step down. According to the New York Post:

A-Rod stepped out with a mystery blond last Wednesday night, starting with a cozy dinner at Dan Marino’s in South Beach. The duo showed up around 9 and shared a “fairly animated” dinner conversation, spies told Page Six. “They looked to be thoroughly enjoying themselves,” said one source.

Just as Madonna had finished wiping the tears from her blank, lifeless eyes, A-Rod gave her one last kick in the stomach for good measure:

Back in New York on Sunday night, Rodriguez hit the roof of Soho House with a tall Asian beauty with “good hair,” sources report. And this time, instead of trying to pretend he wasn’t with a woman, A-Rod - decked out in jeans, a white T-shirt and black patent-leather Nikes - was “out-of-his-way nice” to the staff. “He seemed in great spirits,” said one spy.”

Of course he was in great spirits—the story said he was with a “tall Asian beauty.” Madonna looks like one of those titless, overly tanned women in the body-building shows. There’s no way I want to piss that beast off. Hey Madonna, I have a couch that needs to be moved—are you free this afternoon?

NOTE: For the first time in like three years, I’m taking a vacation. I’ll be in Beijing all week. I’m posting new stuff as much as possible, as well as mixing in some classic posts and some new features (The Daily Bikini). Normal posting will resume next Monday. Peace!

ORIGINAL POST: September 24, 2007

Black History Month is racist

Model Adrianne Curry launched into a lengthy diatribe against BET and Black History Month last Friday on her MySpace blog. May I present a few select quotes:

“Yes, I get it. Black people were slaves here once. You know what? That does suck some major balls, however, it is time to move the fuck on.”

“Do we hear the Jews crying that they were made slaves for thousands of years? Do we hear them whine that they should OWN the pyramids in Egypt because THEY broke their backs making them? Do we hear them bitch and moan about Hitler, etc? (my hubby is a Jew)Nope, we dont.”

“If any other race had a chanel dedicated to just them, we would think it was racist. If any other race demanded a month be set aside for ONLY them, they would be considered racist.”

“I will no longer tune into BET. This is going to suck, but I do NOT like the idea of having a chanel for only 1 race. In the year 2007 in a country that is supposed to be the most advanced and equal. This is unexceptable! I will also no longer acknowledge Black History Month.”

Does anyone have a white bedsheet I can borrow? I’m gonna be Adrianne Curry for Halloween!

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba at the 2008 Alma Awards in Los Angeles (5/17)

[WENN]

Victoria Silvstedt bikini pics

Hooray for new features! Victoria Silvstedt in Porto Cervo, Italy (7/2005)

[BauerGriffinOnline]

NOTE: For the first time in like three years, I’m taking a vacation. I’ll be in Beijing all week. I’m posting new stuff as much as possible, as well as mixing in some classic posts and some new features (The Daily Bikini). Normal posting will resume next Monday. Peace!

ORIGINAL POST: July 6, 2007

Eva Mendes in a bikini

Here’s Eva Mendes vacationing in Capri. According to Wikipedia, “after the end of the Western Roman Empire, Capri returned to the status of a dominion of Naples, and suffered various attacks and ravages by pirates. In 866 Emperor Louis II gave the island to Amalfi. In 987 the first Caprese bishop was consecrated by Pope John XV.” So if that ever comes up on Jeopardy, you fucking owe me man.

[INFDaily.com]

NSFW!

Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.

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