Lindsay’s having girl troubles

Lindsay leaving Cuvee restaurant in Beverly Hills (5/9)
Lindsay Lohan got into a huge fight last week with “friend” Samantha Ronson, which ended with her breaking down crying in the middle of Crown Bar in Hollywood. A witness told the New York Post says:
“They had a full-blown fight. Evan Ross, Diana’s son, and Lauren Conrad comforted her while Lindsay kept wiping her tears.” (Source)
Somehow, when I fantasize about two lesbians fighting, these two don’t immediately come to mind. I picture more hair tossing/pillow fighting and less vd/games of “hide the bowling pin.” The only way the two of them fighting could turn me on is if they were both covered in something flammable . . . and were wrestling in a furnace.

Is this really Linsay? Because she looks like the escort they sent to my hotel room in Vegas named Jasmine. Except her make up was better.