Madonna is a bad parent
November 20th, 2007
Lourdes Leon at the Fred Claus premiere in London (11/19)
My God, how do you let your daughter’s eyebrows eyebrow get to this point? I mean . . . I mean . . . what the fuck dude? If she had any more hair on her face, I could legally hunt her in 27 states. Now I know what some of you are thinking: 11 is too young for a wax job. Bullshit, by that age I was smoking two packs a day and had already killed my first drifter. Father was so proud!
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You didn’t say anything about the ’stash. But I guess it wouldn’t matter at this point.
The mustach is priceless what a cute little girl
guess that what happens when mama does ectasy when pregnant
ha ha at least the little bitch has money
or is it a boy?
She is obviously channelling Freida Kahlo. Her mother needs to stop this shit with a quickness.
11 is a bit young for a wax job, but if my daughter looked like that, I’d get her a wax job. God damn, that’s just embarrassing!
you people should be ashamed of yourselves thats a little girl
her mom is a fucking tool but she’s a child.you people should go to hell.
I worked for Eddie Munster and his familiy years ago. This is him, of that I’m sure.
do we need to pick on an 11 year old girl? She looks like Madonna when she was younger. I thought it was Madonna.
I bit her.
How can you say the eyebrows when the moustace is noticeable first
Yes, it’s just a little girl…. which is precisely why Madonna, who could buy a snip n clip with pocket change, has no excuse.
Not withstanding the fur though… she’s quite a pretty girl.
Did anybody notice that this 11 year old child is wearing lipstick?
Wow U GUYS ARE FUCKING PATHETIC…….THE GIRL IS 11 YEARS OLD SO WHAT IF SHE HAS A LITTLE FUZZ AROUND HER MOUTH AND A UNI-BROW…THERE ARE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO DO….WAY TO MAKE AN 11 YEAR OLD FEEL SECURE ABOUT HERSELF…..U HOPE THAT YOUR DAUGHTERS GET SCRUTANISED LIKE THIS.
The problem is that if Madonna’s little girl can wear make-up at the tender age of eleven,(yeah, she’s got eyeshadow on also) then why can’t they “tame” that unibrow. Looks like somebody gelled that shit up. That’s who the fuck you should be yelling at…
Her pretty to ME!
To the people who are bad-mouthing the people who are bad-mouthing the little girl: Tell me something, is Lourdes reading the stuff we’re saying here? Does she have some sort of internet alarm that goes off whenever people mention her name? No, she has better things to do than read the commentary that people make about her online, like play with barbies, or make an appointment to get her unibrow and mustache waxed off.
I can’t believe Madonna lets her child walk around looking like this.
Madonna’s gonna be pissed when Lourde’s being chased down by the villiagers with torches.
The Commentary on this article and comments are absolutely priceless! They really made me smile. By the way, I couldn’t grow a mustache that thick until I was in my mid-twenties. I wonder if her palms are as hairy as mine too…
She’s only a baby really, thank god Madonna isn’t shallow enough to pluck a CHILDs eyebrows!!
Kids not much older than Lourdes are having sex these days, who cares if she gets a little wax job on her eyebrows?
why the hell are you attacking an 11 year old child on her looks you are cruel and your actions can never be justified get a bloody life
Leave her alone. People can be so rude sometimes. I think she has really pretty eyes. And did you ever think maybe these pics were photoshopped?
I think she’s over all a lil cutie!!! She’s def not too young for a wax job…just the eyebrows though.
I’d STILL hit that!
Sure, Lourdes is a tad hairy but you should see what she can do with a champagne bottle.
I am not gonna make fun of the girl, because she probably receives a lot of flack at school for her looks. But If I were her, I’d beg my mom to get a wax job. She is pretty, she just needs to wax. There is no shame in that, every woman does it!
so, the same dickhead who brags that they “cancelled” christmas around their house 2 years ago, goes to a CHRISTMAS MOVIE?
He’s the tool.
8 inches November 20th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
I’d STILL hit that!
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YOU FUCKING PIG I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL ..DIE A SLOWLY PAINFUL DEATH SUFFER SO BAD..I HOPE SOMEONE BUTT FUCKS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU ..PATHETIC LOSER TALKING ABOUT DOING SOME LIL GIRL ..DIE BASTARD
If you want 8 inches to die slowly AND burn in hell thats fine, but why does he have to get the shit butt fucked out of him? Isn’t burning in eternal damnation enough? Plus, getting the shit butt fucked out of you is just redundant. If you’re getting butt fucked, shits already coming out.
Thanks Carlos, I was thinking the same thing. Also, I’d have Lourdes give me an ennema before I did her anyway (because I’m into that sort of thing) so there wouldn’t be any shit to be butt fucked out. Now if you’ll excuse me, Seasame Street’s coming on and I have to go masturbate.
What’s my co-pilot’s picture doing up on Celebslam?
shes pretty an she looks just like madonna but urm..that brow is a little disturbing..!
please help me lord not to say what i am thinking right now..OMG! Madonna you should be placed in soitarly confinement for allowing your daughter to go out in public looking like this. Its obvius that she is a bit *hairy* sooo why not get her some facial waxes done fuck her age lilmomma needs this baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad…becasue under it all she is really beautiful
She will probably take some heat in school over the next few years about that, but I don’t think its Madonna’s place to tell her “your unibrow is fugly,” that’s a conclusion she’ll have to make on her own.
you are all so pathetic! that is a child you’re dissin, have some shame.
She is VERY BEAUTIFUL
She is child entering her teenage years and it will nice if you will back off and not give any self esteem issues.
Whenever shes decides to take an interest in galmouring up, I am sure she will have a team af beauticians at her disposal.
SHE IS BEAUTIFUL..more than your cranky smelly cigarette smoking arse could be
Nobody is blamin’ the baby! Most of the chirren ’round here have cold sores and meth lab experience. We trying to tell Madonna that this is not a good look. Y’all ignant.
You guys should really be ashamed of yourself. This is a child. I would think she were a worse parent if she were getting this child waxed and made up.
I agree with Missy. Plus, I believe young Lourdes is playing the role of Chewbacca in the Masterpiece theatre version of Star Wars.
Have any of you seen pictures of Ali Lohan (who is 14 but looks 24)?. At least Madonna is not conforming to the pressures of society for children to look and act much older then they are; the obvious cause of most of the problems we are wictnessing on the news today.
Caption Contest:
“Lourdes does her best Rollie Fingers impression.”