OH SHIT
Southern California on fire
Southern California is on fire right now. I live in San Diego and woke up to my car covered in ash. There’s a thick, smoky haze hanging over the entire county right now. The mayor is telling people not to go to work if they don’t have to to keep the freeways clear. Remember San Diego’s infamous Cedar fire of 2003 (burned 280,000 acres and 2,200 homes)? The winds are stronger this year and every talking head on TV expects this fire to be worse. So how’s your Monday morning going? ~100 miles north of me, Malibu is also on fire. Celebrities such as Mel Gibson, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Jennifer Aniston, Sting, Bill Murray, Sean Penn, and David Duchovny homes’ are all threatened. Britney, Paris, honestly, I’d probably head for the hills and ride this thing out. Find the thickest, driest, brush and take cover under that. You don’t need to be stuck in the traffic jam out of Malibu. What a headache.
Is it true that the fire started when some desperate person was banging Madonna in Malibu, and she was so dry he pulled out glowing red hot, starting her pubes on fire, which quickly spread to a nearby pile of leaves.
Say what you want about Brittney, but she eats so much fried food, I bet her innards are as slippery as a greased pig, and she isn’t a fire hazard. You might also note that her innards are likely to be so spread out that there isn’t enough mechanical pressure to create friction, but thats for normal guys, not me.
i live in mira mesa and everyone is at the high school.. scary shit.
Just heard my grandmother’s house has probably burned down in Rancho Bernardo. Sweet.
8 inches, that old bag has been sleeping with me for the past 8 months! by the way, month nine, she’s having my son! Sorry!