Malnutrition Chic

August 9th, 2006

Yet another picture of Nicole Richie not eating–now with companion goodness!

Nicole Richie was out in Beverly Hills yesterday with a new mystery man. This guy has to be a porn star. Only porn stars have mustaches like that with matching pony tails. The “Girls Gone Wild” T-shirt, windpants, and sunglasses are just icing on the cake.

At first I thought this was a picture from World War II (you know the ones: heroic Allied soldier rescues malnourished concentration camp victim) but then I realized it was just Nicole Richie. To put her size in perspective, the man at her side (I believe he’s actually propping her up because her bones are so thin and brittle they aren’t fully able to support her) is a shade under 5′ tall and around 130 lbs. Eat a cheeseburger!