Man Agrees to be in Same Picture with Kelly Osbourne
August 10th, 2006
My only explanation for this photo of Kelly Osbourne and another guy is that he’s actually her cousin. Or her assistant. Or a paid actor. Or a bum they gave a carton of cigarettes to. Or he’s actually photoshopped in (throw me a bone here people; assuming that no male penis is within 20 yards of Kelly Osbourne when she goes to bed is what gets me through the night—that and copious amounts of percocet *weeps softly*).
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My eyes!! My eyes!!! Why won’t the burning stop!!!
I don’t get it. So Kelly Osborne goes to the beach. She looks all right to me. Who calls this a story, that someone has his photo taken with her?
krak monkey you are a fucking asshole