Mary-Kate Olsen is drunk and horny
Mary-Kate Olsen made quite the ass of herself earlier this week at Bungalow 8 in New York City: According to an “insider”:
“[Mary-Kate] was weaving around and kept falling off the banquettes she was dancing on. She made out with three random guys and was wearing a Mardi Gras mask.” A rep for the tiny twin noted that she is sober and declined comment. (Source)
Perfect, it isn’t a Mary-Kate Olsen story unless she’s wearing something stupid like a yeti jacket or a Mardi Gras mask. My dog has better fashion sense that this waif and he’s totally clueless. Just the other day I saw him wearing a vertically striped shirt with plaid pants. Eating your own shit is one thing but mixing up patterns is just plain embarrassing. I can’t even go out in public with him anymore.
More of Mary-Kate and Ashley dressing super ironically at New York “Fashion Week” after the jump…
these obnoxious anorexic girls should be in the next Zoolander
[…] Mary Kate Olsen obviously had a whole Zima. (Celebslam) […]
She is sooo pretty, I Love that beautiful skank.
If you had the potential to be one of the most beautiful women in the world, why on earth would you look like a trashy hooker?