Quickies

Lily Allen shopping in London (12/4)

+ Karolina Kurkova is fat [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Isla Fisher looking hot in FHM [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Nicole Scherzinger needs to ditch this dead weight [Bastardly]
+ Watch the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show [Egotastic!]
+ Eliza Dushku is downright dreamy [Popoholic]
+ Full House is getting remade [I’m Not Obsessed]

+ Heidi Klum in her undies is always hot [College Humor]
+ Paris Hilton wants to play Tinkerbell. Good luck with that. [Dlisted]
+ Love at first $ight for Katie Holmes [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Adriana Lima is on my holiday wish list [Lossip]

+ Reformed lesbian Anne Heche is pregnant [Yeeeah!]
+ The Internet’s 3 greatest achievements [CityRag]
+ The Jonas Brothers? Really? [popbytes]
+ Aniston wants to the tabloids to STFU [Gabby Babble]

[BauerGriffinOnline]

I didn’t know clown shoes came in all white

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Florencia Torrente

Argentinian model Florencia Torrente

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A drunk George Clooney leaving Whisky Mist nightclub in London (12/3)

+ Britney Spears’ other ex-husband thrown in jail [Just Jared]

+ Prince Harry’s girlfriend has huge boobs [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Keri Russell Nipples and Bush in Details!!!?? [Egotastic!]
+ Good god Denise Milani is stacked [F-Listed]
+ Amy Smart nip slip (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]

+ Hilary Duff has hard nips [Popoholic]
+ Maybe we should rethink our sex education policies [Holy Taco]
+ Amy Winehouse banged her husband one last time before they broke up [Bossip]
+ “Who the fuck is Stephen Colbert?” [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

[WENN]

Jamie Lynn Spears never got lipoed

Jamie Lynn Spears is angry with Star magazine for claiming she had liposuction while pregnant. According to TMZ, she’s thinking about suing:

Sources tell TMZ Jamie Lynn Spears is swelling up with anger over one gossip mag’s claims she had lipo while pregnant — so much so that she may take legal action. We’re told the story is “100% NOT true” — that Jamie Lynn has never had lipo and would “never in her life” do anything like it. Calls to Jamie Lynn’s publicist have not been returned. (Source)

Wow, it’s not often that a piece of news shocks me, but I’m legitimately stunned right now. In my wildest dreams, I never saw this coming. Jamie Lynn Spears still has a publicist. Unbelievable.

[Pacific Coast News]

Heidi Montag bikini pics! (Mexico - 11/30)

Goodbye Heidi Montag’s last remaining shred of dignity. Everybody wave together. Byeeeeeeeeee!

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A-Rod’s getting a little on the side

They haven’t even gone public with their relationship, yet Alex Rodriguez is already cheating on Madonna. A witness at Miami’s LIV nightclub last Friday night claims Rodriguez was flirting with a number of women and even got one’s number. In Touch Weekly adds:

Weeks earlier, when Madonna was miles away on tour, A-Rod spent days flirting with Wilhelmina model Melissa Britos, whom he’d met at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach on November 14. “He became obsessed with her,” Melissa’s pal reveals. “He sent her at least a dozen text messages, asking her to spend time with him.” Even though the model claims that she and A-Rod are just friends, a few days later, the baseball player was seen dropping Melissa off at her hotel, the Gansevoort, at 7 a.m. She was wearing the same clothes she had on the night before.

It’s sad to hear that A-Rod moved on to another woman. I thought he and Madonna would be the perfect match since they both had so much in common: their use of growth hormones, their desire to perform in front of large crowds, and their affinity for hair products. Hopefully A-Rod’s new fling will be a better fit than Madonna was . . . meaning he won’t be able to fit his entire head inside of this one.

[WENN]

Dayana Mendoza

Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza at a cocktail party celebrating the grand opening of Victoria’s Secret new Lexington store in New York (12/2)

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Kate Winslet at the the New York premiere of The Reader (12/3)

Is there anything more awesome than before and after pictures of drunk people? Actually, yes, amateur porn. But other than that, no. Oh, and Kate Winslet. Really hot now.

[WENN, Splash News]

The Body Shop burns down

From the Los Angeles Times:

A fire broke out early this morning at the Body Shop, a landmark strip club in West Hollywood. The Los Angeles County Fire Department said the fire was reported at 6:46 a.m. at the club at 8250 Sunset Boulevard.

About 40 firefighters were battling the blaze, said Art Marrujo, a dispatch supervisor with Los Angeles County Fire. Television helicopters showed flames flaring through the roof. Firefighters said they didn’t know what caused the fire.

“It’s too early in the investigation to know,” Marrujo said. (Source)

*wipes tear*