Dina Lohan is a bitch

Dina Lohan is a bitch
Dina Lohan filming her new reality show at a youth center in Harlem (3/28)

Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael is reopening his divorce case with ex-wife Dina. Why? Because she’s a huge bitch. Michael told the New York Daily News:

“I gave [Dina] the family house, all the furniture and the $200,000 she owed me just so that I could see my kids and have a relationship with them. But after I gave her everything she wanted, she made it hard as hell for me to see my children. Even though my father is dying and my mother was in a car accident on Easter, my parents still haven’t seen my children. [Dina] told me, ‘It’s up to the kids if they want to see their grandparents.’ But she’s made no effort to put them in touch or make this happen. That is the bottom line. My mother, Marilyn Lohan, was medevacked by helicopter to the hospital on Easter Sunday after hitting a telephone poll and tree. Thank God, she’s okay, but the car was totaled. Every window blew out. My father went into heart failure again yesterday - and yet not one of the kids has seen him.” (Source)

Is anyone surprised that a relative of Lindsay’s got into a car accident? The only thing that chick has “totaled” less than cars is box office receipts. Besides, it should be obvious why Lindsay hasn’t rushed to see her grandmother: she’s not a vile of coke, probably doesn’t put out on a first date, and doesn’t rhyme with “elve inch mock.”

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6 Comments on “Dina Lohan is a bitch”

  1. Julie

    If her show was the ONLY show on TV, I’d read a book. The woman is disgusting.

  2. yay for stupid

    the power is in your hands

    don’t watch the show.

    sadly, the same absolute morans who have tuned into Kim Fatass’, Kimora Fatass’ show, et al, will watch this garbage when it comes out.

    people are stupid.

    this will just prove it once again.

  3. Pinkey

    I would watch this Hot Mess, but then I’d have to give my parents back all of the college money, so I’ll have to give it a miss.

  4. Sup

    I would rather shave my nuts with a cheese grater than watch this shit.

  5. Boy, she doesn’t even try to pretend she wants to outshine Lindsay. I predict she’ll either get knocked up or go to rehab for publicity

  6. Kim

    No one should feel sorry for Michael Lohan. He’s abused the entire family physically, he’s a drunk, drug addict, and threatened to kill the entire family and told a security guard “OJ has nothing on me”. He’s nobetter than Dina. They and the entire family are trash.

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