Michael Jackson is back!
72% of Michael’s dreams start this way
Due to, ahem, “financial difficulties,” Michael Jackson is back in the studio recording a new album. And he’s serious about it . . . like, “keep all kids away” serious. The New York Post says:
He’s hired music producers RedOne and Akon to mastermind his new album, and the trio began working together at the Palms recording studio in Las Vegas Wednesday. “Michael is producing the album himself and then will sell it to a record company when he’s finished,” our spy said. To maintain the utmost concentration, “Michael has banned his kids from the recording studio. He realizes this is very important and doesn’t want any distractions.” (Source)
He doesn’t want any “distractions”? I’m pretty sure I read in last year’s pedophile handbook (now in paperback!) that “distractions” is code for “unsupervised semen receptacles.” And what parents are still letting their kids hang around with this pederast? Taking your underage children to hang out with Michael Jackson is like taking a pastry to Rosie . . . both will be swallowed whole.
Oh gawd……………..
So. Many. Jokes. Gotta. Pick. Right. One. Headache. Pain. Ow.
thanks, had to go brush my teeth to get the vomit taste outta my mouth.
In defense of those parents, $10 million can buy alot of therapy and a lifetime supply of ambisol.
You would think so, Carlos! But I have to wear a helmet now and at least two pair of pants.