Of course she did
Miley Cyrus is writing her memoirs
Fresh off earning a reported $18 million last year, 15-year-old Miley Cyrus just inked a seven figure deal with Disney to write her memoirs . . . April fools! Wait, fuck, it’s the middle of April. Nevermind. Us Weekly says:
The book, to be published by Disney next spring, will center on Cyrus’ rise to fame and the guidance of her mother, Leticia. It will also include unseen family photos.”I hope to motivate mothers and daughters to build lifetimes of memories together and inspire kids around the world to live their dreams,” the Us Power Girl said in a statement, “I am so excited to let fans in on how important my relationship with my family is to me.” (Source)
Please tell me this bitch isn’t real. Like, if I tore off her face, she’d have a titanium alloy skull, right? Kinda like a cuter version of the Terminator. Someone has to stop her — I’m thinking Steven Seagal — before it’s too late. I don’t want to ever hear the words “At 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th, 2011, Miley Cyrus became self aware.” We’d be so fucked.
[WENN]
I can write this little skank’s memoirs for her:
“My Daddy had a hit a long time ago with a really crappy song. That’s why I’m on TV.”
The End
you can never have enough lip gloss or money!
With her throwing around the peace sign, I’m waiting to hear “I am not a crook.”
Ha ha ha she is satan.
That one WILEY VIRUS. Thats not lip gloss, that’s my MANoynnaise.
Ummmm…. but she’s F’ugly! Can’t they at least if a cute girl with talent to market?
Can we stop marketing these semi-talented? children? There is no reason for this girl, daughter of you know who, to be as famous as she is and cetainly not as rich as she is.
The public has created her and her millions and unfortunately the greatest share of her fans will never even make a fraction of what she has made off of them! Yes Hannah is laughing every time she makes a deposit.
Of course thats waht celebs do, make money off of the poor, kind of like the cable company!!
Yea, I dunno..