Heather Mills got paid

Heather Mills leaves the London High Court
Mills “relieved” that she can finally quit her day job as court jester

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills’ legal battle is finally over. A judge today ordered McCartney to pay his ex-wife $48.6 million ($33 million lump sum in addition to $15.6 million in assets she already holds). The two were married for four years before divorcing in 2006. People writes:

Speaking on the steps of the High Court in London Monday, Heather Mills declared herself “so, so happy” with her nearly $50 million divorce settlement from Paul McCartney. The 40-year-old ex-wife of the former Beatle said she was “just glad it was over,” referring to the long-running and often acrimonious split. McCartney, 65, upon exiting the court in an indifferent mood, merely said to waiting reporters, “All will be revealed.” (Source)

To recap, Heather Mills was paid $12.15 million/year to be married to an internationally famous music icon. I have both my legs. Winner: Me.

PICS: Heather Mills and Paul McCartney leaving the London High Court today

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10 Comments on “Heather Mills got paid”

  1. me

    what a whore, she doesn’t deserve shit.

  2. Peg

    Hop-A-Long the high-priced call girl.

  3. Rappers

    I ain’t saying she’s a Gold Digga, but she ain’t hobblin’ with no broke nigga!

  4. Short Bus

    Great! Now she doesn’t have to do that Captain Morgan commercial, right?

  5. snow ball

    how much is 48 million per hour

  6. Just Saying

    He should have had a prenup and a vasectomy.

  7. carol

    OMG i head this on celebrity prayer list and talk about golddigger! Celebs beware!

  8. Yoko Ono

    I am still the Beatles’ Queen Bitch. She’s so lame!

  9. andrew

    “Court Jester says to self - thumbs up.”

  10. Carlos

    Damn, she got all that money for spredding her leg and a half? that’s almost $10 million per toe.

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