Your Miss England 2008 semifinalists

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The Miss England 2008 semifinalists in London today

If you hadn’t heard, the Miss England Pageant is this weekend. Miss Roe Hampton is pretty damn hot but I like Miss Surrey’s chances. Competitive eating is a category, right?

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25 Comments on “Your Miss England 2008 semifinalists”

  1. James

    I like Miss Surrey just fine. I think she’s beautiful.

  2. GooGoo

    Ditto, James. She’s got the most personality in her expression, and a coquettishness that other with the posers lack. I think she’s the best-looking one of the bunch.

  3. jeez

    Miss Surrey certainly has the largest REAL tits of the bunch. The foul one to Miss England’s left (to the right for the viewer) has really foul fake tits.

  4. John

    HAHAHA, one of these thing is not like the other….

  5. I am embrassed for the people who live in Surrey, this is hottest chick in town????

  6. Caligulita

    Miss Surrey would be fine if she was a HEALTHY weight, but she’s not. She’s overweight and gross.

  7. allie

    ALL those girls are nasty, poor England :(

  8. I’d still hit Surrey.

  9. amy

    she’s pretty, but she IS overweight.

  10. advocate

    they are all beautiful and thank-you David Duke for pointing out how odious spam has become

  11. James

    A shallow person might consider her overweight, but I think she’s fine.

  12. PMS

    She’s beautiful, but bloated.

  13. John

    I think she ate Miss. Bristol.

  14. Jesse

    @James–a doctor would also find her overweight, whether or not they are shallow.

  15. hank hill

    Actually, kind of nice to see some diversity in these contests. Maybe they are underscoring the “size 0 isn’t everything” concept at last!

  16. Pat

    Obviously the English know that “The better the cushion, the better the pushin’”. Are not we all a little tired of women trying to look like waifs? The skinny girls are always the worst in bed.

  17. Straight Hate in '08

    This gotta be a joke right, cause Miss Surrey is fat. That pig don’t have a chance in hell of wining. “The better the cushion….” those are words from a FAT man Pat. Go run some laps Surrey and lay off the black pudding. Go Quimby!

  18. Thank you Pat, you speak like a fellow man of experience.

  19. amy

    James, she is overweight, come on……

  20. mary jane

    A couple of questions. Why are they having the beauty contest outside in the street? Why is Miss Surrey wearing a skirt?

  21. Estefania

    Oh please. I applaud the people who can admit that Miss Surrey looks like most beautiful women walking down the street. Miss Surrey probably has the same insecurities as every other woman, but I commend her for not being scared to go against morons like those with negative comments on this site and others, and to strut her stuff. I also find it hilarious that it’s usually women with the cattiest remarks, which is funny because what most of them wouldn’t give to be able to feel as confident as her.

    Overweight according to a doctor’s scale? Fine, but she’s nowhere near the health risk of many others. She’s a healthy, beautiful girl, and I hope she can celebrate with a good glass of wine that she doesn’t have to throw up later!!!

  22. squishit

    miss surrey looks just fine. that’s how a lot of women look and although she’s over the weight that’s considered “normal”, it’s been shown that majority of women are…so maybe she’s actually the new normal. all of you who are saying mean things probably look like cave-dwelling moon crickets and no matter what you do, ugly will never be considered normal. good day busters!

  23. UBAH

    Isabella Gucci - nice remark! Poor Surrey. It is scary to imagine other womans of this town.
    Now to the point. How old miss Surrey are? I think, about 20? I’d say, that she is good looking, if she would 40+, but for such young age she is looking awfully. She is definitelly REALLY fat already, but worst thing is that she is going to become a monster really soon. Judging by her appearance, I conclude that she just don’t care about her weight => I guarantee that at 30+ she will be a real behemoth. Now she has about 20 kg of obsolete grease - 10 years later she will have 40-50 kg of overweight. I wonder if she find such devoted admirers at that time?

  24. More over skinnies you are blocking my view!

  25. GooGoo

    UPDATE: She’s a finalist. Her name is Chloe Marshall, she just turned 17, goes to the gym four times a week and hopefully will take the whole thing!

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