Naomi Campbell pleads guilty

No way to sugarcoat it: Naomi Campbell is a bitch

Naomi Campbell pled guilty yesterday in a Manhattan court to throwing a cell phone at her housekeeper, Ana Scolavino, 42, during a dispute over a pair of jeans. The supermodel was fined $363, sentenced to five days community service, and ordered to attend an anger management class. She was originally charged in March 2006 with second degree assault and faced up to seven years in prison. Campbell’s housekeeper needed four staples to close to gash caused by the phone. According to Campbell’s lawyer, David Breitbart, Campbell:

…admitted throwing a phone that hit her employee, but it was an accident and not intentional.

“She must have suffered some pain and Naomi was sorry about that,” he said.

Hell yeah she must have suffered some pain. HER HEAD WAS CRACKED OPEN BY A DAMN CELL PHONE. Getting hit in the head with a cell phone ranks right behind getting anally raped by Ron Jeremy on things I never want to experience. Thank God Naomi wasn’t famous in the ‘80s when cell phones all weighed 7 pounds. People would have died, feelings would have been hurt.

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3 Comments on “Naomi Campbell pleads guilty”

  1. JTOWN

    Naomi is a skinny bitch. I would barely have sex with her.

  2. Dig This

    “Phone weighing 7 pounds….feelings would have been hurt”, OMG….you are absolutely hilarious. I followed a link from another website to your site and I just HAD to add it to my favorites. Love your site!!

  3. Ronin

    Whoa. A $363 fine.

    She spends more than that on breakfast.

    Well, probably not. Judging from the picture, I can’t imagine her as someone who eats much. But my point stands.

    And the phone-throwing incident was “accidental”? Does that mean she ‘accidentally’ picked up and threw the phone at someone in a pissy rage, or that she ‘accidentally’ hurt her (intending to just really, REALLY scare her)?

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