Nick Cannon . . . welcome to your own private hell

Mariah Carey keeping Nick Cannon on a short leash
Nick Cannon’s on a short leash

Mariah Carey’s keeping new husband Nick Cannon on a short leash. Nick was trying to have fun with friends Diddy and Quincy Jones at Saturday night’s opening of the MGM Grand at Foxwoods when bitch had to ruin everything. A source told the New York Post:

“He was summoned home by her at 1 in the morning. He didn’t look happy about it.” (Source)

God knows what Mariah needed, her pillow fluffed, her ass wiped, the TV volume turned down — something stupid. You know that Mariah sees Nick as nothing more than a butler that she occasionally fucks. In other words, yeah, healthier than most marriages.

[WENN]

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7 Comments on “Nick Cannon . . . welcome to your own private hell”

  1. Donkey Punch

    Short lease? Welcome to being married.

  2. John

    I said it before, I’ll say it again….

    That poor dumb bastard, his life is over.

  3. Joelle

    I agree with Donkey Punch.

  4. The Jurk

    Didn’t they just get married about three hours ago?

  5. alaina

    you all cuss way too much, just bc their famous your hating, how do you know she didn’t just miss him?

  6. Jesus. Her face looks like a plastic Mariah Carey mask you’d get at Halloween that comes with a smock with cartoon pictures of Mariah Carey on it.

  7. I give this marriage 3 months top. I hope she doesn’t give that ring back. His dumb as will re-gift it back to next fiance just like he did with her.

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