Nicole Richie weighs 85 pounds
And how do we know that? Because she was busted by the California Highway Patrol this morning for DUI and that’s what it says on the booking sheet. According to gossip magnate TMZ, Nicole was spotted by other drivers going the wrong way on the 134 freeway in Burbank:
The drivers called 911. When the CHP responded, Richie was stopped in the carpool lane and was alone in the vehicle. When cops approached the vehicle, Richie was on her cellphone. Law enforcement officers tell TMZ Nicole Richie admitted she had taken Vicodin and smoked pot. A preliminary alcohol screening device revealed that Nicole was not under the influence of alcohol.
DUI after smoking too much pot? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is absolutely hilarious. She parked on the damn freeway! The worst thing I’ve ever done stoned is eat too much pizza and laugh at unfunny things like Dane Cook. O.K. I killed a drifter once but he was asking for it. Cocky son-of-a-bitch
Damn she is such an idiot
Serves her right stupid beotch
Did Nicole’s recent reunion with Paris have an alcohol-related influence on her? Do you think? Also, how much alcohol would it take to get an 85-pound woman drunk? I’m guessing one glass of egg nog will just about do it….
http://www.celebrityfox.com/nicole-richie-arrested-with-dui/
Did Nicole’s recent reunion with Paris have an alcohol-related influence on her? Do you think? Also, how much alcohol would it take to get an 85-pound woman drunk? I’m guessing one glass of egg nog will just about do it….
http://www.celebrityfox.com/nicole-richie-arrested-with-dui/
Crack, it does a body good.
MY cock weighs 85 pounds!