O.J. Simpson is hypothetical
O.J. Simpson, who was acquitted in criminal court 11 years ago of killing his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ron Goldman, reportedly has been paid $3.5 million to write about the 1994 double murder:
But Simpson is not actually confessing to the murder — rather, he’s writing a “hypothetical” book — which the Enquirer reports is tentatively being called “If I Did It.” The early part of the book tells how Simpson fell in love with Nicole and how the marriage collapsed, reports the tab. He goes on, according to the article, to describe in gruesome detail the killing of his ex-wife and Goldman; he stipulates that the murder scenes are “hypothetical.” But, notes the tab, the descriptions are “so detailed and so chillingly realistic” that readers are left with little doubt as to what really happened.
I would love to hang out with O.J. Simpson for a day. Since he’s one of the most despised men in the world, you could pretty much get away with anything and still look like a saint. I’d walk down the street simultaneously kicking a bag of puppies and dragging a newborn baby behind me on a rope, yet still seem like the greatest guy in the world. People would say, “hey look at the nice guy, let’s give him things!” O.J. should just start renting himself out like a timeshare. I call last week of December!
