Demi Moore is delusional

It looks like a rug
It looks like a rug

I think Demi Moore forgot that she was born in 1962. She’s blaming her husband Ashton Kutcher’s new haircut for making her “look old”. Mike Walker of the National Enquirer says:

. . . Demi first eyeballed his surprise clip and shrieked: “You look like a little boy - and that makes me look like an old woman!” . . . [Demi] not only refused to go to dinner with him and his new ‘do because she was paranoid that people would stare, she put her foot down and ordered: “Grow it out - and NEVER, EVER cut it that short again!” (Source)

Uhh Demi, it’s not Ashton’s haircut that makes you look old, it’s your adult kids/sagging skin/AARP card. Now let me be clear: I wouldn’t kick Demi out of bed for wearing Depends but I would make her take her calcium pills before we bumped uglies . . . hip replacements are expensive.

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7 Comments on “Demi Moore is delusional”

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  2. klark kent

    Gee, ya think she colors her hair? Or do most 45 year olds naturally sport JET BLACK?

  3. Nechyfer

    She always make me think of a witch of Eastwick with that hair. She should CUT it. He looks like a kid next to her no matter what!!!

  4. A Little Bit Country

    Ain’t nothin’ wrong with AARP, Demi. Keep dat shit real!

  5. Rack Em

    She is old…maybe she should realize that!

  6. Crystal

    She looks like she is leading one of her kids *cough*grandkids*cough* and she looks like she put on a little weight. Demi scares me she is the one i have night mares about.

  7. MelanieWilliams(big miley fan)

    ehhhhhh…….that boy is way to smexy for her. now honestly i think the guy should be older than the chick! but shouldnt demi be happy a/b her young & sexy hubbie…shoot id flaunt him like i flaunt my love for miley/hannah (in front of and around everyone) i could care less if that boy made me look old! plus hes much cuter when he changes it up!

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