Orlando Bloom is full of Himself
Poor Orlando Bloom. He thinks people don’t take his acting seriously because of his good looks:
HUNK Orlando Bloom hates his picture perfect looks and wants fans to value him for his acting skills and personality. The 29-year-old actor relished his recent role in new indie flick Haven, in which he played a man with a hideously scarred face. But despite his thick layer of make-up in the movie, Bloom still wishes his character had looked even more gory. Orlando said: “I wanted it to be worse. I wanted to lose an eye or something.”
I can totally relate to Orlando on this one. Being an unbelievably good-looking male is not as glamorous as it may seem. I’ve had to deal with this struggle my entire life (I call it “my burden”). You know how hard it is to even order a Big Mac at McDonalds when the cashier is mesmerized by your sparkling eyes, chiseled features, and flowing mane of hair? Sometimes a man just wants two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun without being propositioned for sex. By the way ladies, my name’s NOT Adonis. It’s Nick. I’m sick of everyone always getting it wrong.
Hey, he ain’t that hot. No homo.
hahaha good one Nick. Did I miss something or what btw, I never heard of Orlando being a hunk and looking at the pic I can’t say he is either.
What??
He looks like a chick.
Get over yourself princess.
He either looks great or he looks awful, depending on the picture. I like him in the action movies, but I don’t know that he’s that great an actor.
Hahahahaha. You’re on it Nick!
I’ve never thought of him as a “hunk”. Maybe a hunk of wussie. I wouldn’t want to date a guy that is shorter and weighs less than me. And that hair? Got to go. Cut it!
I forgot to mention that I hate his gross little porn star mustache too.
Isn’t he gay?
Stop hating you guys you all know you would screw him if you get the chance!
oh come on orlando bloom is gorgus i luv him he looks hot in red and he’s soooooooooo not gay
orlys to pale to wear red it makes him look green. he is still hot in haven even though he is a little scared.