Owen Wilson and Jessica Simpson? WTF?
Owen Wilson and Jessica Simpson
Looks like not killing yourself has some benefits–Owen Wilson is probably banging Jessica Simpson. The two were spotted having dinner together at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica before going back to Owen’s house at the end of the night. A witness told Star magazine:
“He couldn’t keep his hands off her.” Apparently, sparks flew between the two Texans when they were in Austin on Oct. 16 to appear in a video with Willie Nelson. (Source)
What’s the best cure for depression? Cymbalta®? Nope. St. John’s Wort? Nuh uh. A buxom blonde with the reading comprehension of a second grader? Bingo! Bimbos have been a cure-all elixir for most of man’s ailments for millennia. Of course they’ve been the CAUSE of quite a few too–syphilis, gonorrheah, and alimony come to mind.
That’s what I call ‘coming out swinging’ from the depths of himself. I reckon this is just a suicide rebound thing — quite common in Hollywood — cause the man is just too damn witty to endure more than three weeks of her.
The only thing she has going for her is her chest.
I think they are both trying to get their famous ex partners to notice them. PartMule says 3 weeks, I’m giving it 2 and a half, tops.
I think that this is a made up story that just caught on.
I’m starting to like Jessica Simpson. Her face leaves alot to be desired, but those tits are still spectacular. On top of that, she’s incredibly stupid, so what more can you ask for?
They’re real and they’re spectacular!!