Pamela Anderson misses Baywatch

Pamela Anderson Kid Rock marriage sexPamela Anderson wears her old Baywatch swimming suit to turn on her husband Kid Rock:

Anderson was forced to ditch one of the famous red swimming suits after a fan tried to commit suicide in it a few years ago. And she enjoys wearing it while pretending to run in slow motion - just like during the opening credits of 1990s TV smash Baywatch. She says, “Only one. I lost one when a stalker broke into my house, put my suit on and cut her wrists. That was horrible. But I’ve used mine in romantic settings. You run in slow motion and give him mouth-to-mouth. It works.”

Only Pamela Anderson could use a story about a suicidal stalker as a lead in to talk about how she give her husband, Kid Rock, an erection. Seamless, really. Something tells me that if Pam was telling you about the events of 9/11, she’d suddenly weave in an anecdote about the time she fit an entire tuba into her vagina on a bet. And it would seem completely normal. You’d be left wondering how a story could be so tragic yet strangely erotic at the same time.

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2 Comments on “Pamela Anderson misses Baywatch”

  1. denise

    Pamela is funny and the best chick ever. She’s like a real barbiedoll, only ten times better.

  2. Glad I found this site, I’ve been searching for something like this for awhile now.

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