Pamela Anderson is broke, possibly pregnant

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Pamela Anderson and her “breasts” in Hawaii earlier this year

According to Kid Rock, everything we’ve been hearing about his divorce to Pamela Anderson is false. One popular rumor about the couple was they broke up because Kid couldn’t get over Pam’s appearance in Borat. Wrong. Kid claims Pam spreading that story is a perfect example of her psycho nature. Regarding the couple’s finances, Kid told Howard Stern earlier this week Pam doesn’t have much money:

“The worst thing in life is to be famous without money.” Further, Pam started spending Kid’s money from the get go — telling him when she moved into his $12 million beach house in Malibu, “If we don’t fix this house, I’ll throw up.” (Source)

Of course she’s broke! The cost of daily penicillin injections can really add up! And have you priced out Valtrex/Acyclovir recently? I’m surprised she hasn’t been selling her ass on the street just to make her co-pays. Wait, she has? I better get myself tested! Or maybe Pam spent all her money on those awesome breast implants. Breasts that natural don’t come cheap.

BONUS: In Touch Weekly is claiming Pam is two-months pregnant with husband-of-one-week Rick Salomon’s baby. Sex out of wedlock Pam? What kind of example is that to the children of America? I expected more out of you. (Source)

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5 Comments on “Pamela Anderson is broke, possibly pregnant”

  1. Margo

    Rick Salomon’s a P-I-M-P. This should work out.

  2. bennie

    she really needs to cover those things up.

  3. I figure in five or six years she’ll be slinging pancakes at a local IHOP near you.

  4. Hacklurf

    Kid Rock said some stuff about her on Howard Stern the other day, shes a douche, but he said his cock had a mind of its own, cant blame the guy

  5. Carlos

    Why wouldn’t she be broke? The whore is always on vacation.

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