PamRock Sex Photos

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Pamela Anderson’s digital camera was stolen recently and *shock* there may be some dirty pictures on it:

Just before her wedding to KID ROCK, PAM ANDERSON discovered her digital camera was missing - and freaked! Admitting to pals that the hard drive’s packed with some very risque scenes, the buxom blonde bombshell - who entertained millions on the Web with that sizzling, bare-all home video she made with shudder-bug co-star TOMMY LEE — tore her house apart in a desperate search for the camera, but it hasn’t turned up… and now she’s horrified at the thought that it might have been lost or stolen during her prenuptial Saint Tropez yacht vacation with The Kid! Oo-la-la! (Keep your eyes on the Internet, folks.)

Pamela Anderson being worried about a few risque sex photos is a little like Charles Manson being worried that people find his personality a little too abrasive. Unless Pam’s doing something really weird–something involving orphaned blind kids and ceiling fans comes to mind–I don’t think anyone will be too shocked. Co-Starring in a sex video with Tommy Lee where he steered a boat with his penis pretty much sealed her fate.

There seems to be a natural progression with Hollywood stars and digital cameras: Buy Camera–>Engage in Lewd Sex Act–>Take Pictures–>Lose Camera–>Issue Press Release. Let’s just hope Star Jones is still using polaroids. Or just not taking pictures at all.

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4 Comments on “PamRock Sex Photos”

  1. with that title, i expected actualy photos :/

  2. I bet Pam is sadddened, now she won’t have pics to show the Grandkids… hehe

  3. warholstar

    she shouldnt worry too much about the pics being published or not, there are many many
    kid rock + pam types to be found in trailer parks around the country

  4. Kelly

    3 words….OH PUKE ALREADY!!!

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