Holy crap
Nicole Kidman’s bodyguard is badass
Nicole Kidman’s bodyguard jumped out of his SUV and beat the living shit out of a Flynet agency paparazzo yesterday in Santa Monica — while she was sitting in the front seat. After being followed around by the photographer, Kidman’s bodyguard just couldn’t take it anymore. Commence ass kicking. It probably didn’t help that the paparazzo called him a “mothufuckuh” as he was standing right outside his car door. He may have also thrown a baguette at him although that is unclear at this time. If you hit play and closed your eyes, you’d swear that halfway through Flynet spliced in a scene from Saw IV.
UPDATE: Had to take the video down. Check it out here:
http://www.flynetonline.com/2008/03/exclusive-nicole-kidmans-bodyg/
he would have got as far as my door and that would have been it for him………
You have no right to follow me???
Lol that’s funny right there!
that piece of shit pap could not wait for that to happen to him. thats every paps wet dream to settle in court
that was funny as hell now deport his ass yeah i said it
Well, you get what comes to you. If you want to constantly “get the shot” you better be ready to get the shot. People are human, and if you piss off the wrong one you may get your a$$ handed to you. It happens. It doesn’t make it right, but if I was constantly up in your wife’s business or kid’s business you’d get pissed and maybe you would snap. Who knows.
Hey.. that what you get for stalking a pregnant woman.
Maybe you should back the F off of celebrities and simply take pictures at red carpet events.. novel idea..huh?
violence is not justified in any circumstances whether you are famous or not.
Get what comes to you this poor guy wasnt even close to her! Getting shot comes with the celeb biz if they dont like it move out of LA where its not as bad somewhere else. Besides us the readers are the ones that keep these paps in business, stop reading the mags and there will be no paps. I hope this guy sues the hell out of her and him and he will win! That was just brutal!
Good on him, the pap are no better then scum when they chase people around in cars. Its one thing to take a few photos on a streat corner, but when they start following you in cars they deserve this kind of crap because they cause accidents and cause people to crash!
“You cant do this”, “Do you think this is right?”
That coming from a guy who invades another persons privacy for a living and probably chases people at high speeds in cars, while taking photos of them!
Hmm… i have more respect for the bodyguard then the guy who bot beat’n up!
Don’t start nothing you can’t finish! If you can stalk someone, theres a chance you might get your ass whupped.
uh oh hes calling his mommy
this is my new ring tone
Nicole Kidman should be charged just as much as her bodyguard. Hope his criminal record is worth what she is paying you bitch.
I’m going to suggest a few different carrer choices.
That was awesome, but if the guy wants to act like he is a real news person he should have gotten better video and not just the sound of him getting his ass kicked.
Here are some of Kidmans movies:
The Stepford Wives-robotic, like all of her rolls.
Birth-Die.
The Interpreter- I can now translate “dogshit” into 5 languages.
Bewitched- a good reason to burn her at the stake.
The Invasion-picture a finger invading my throat, initiating vomit.
The Golden Compass-Bile overflow.
It’s official: Nicole Kidman wants to be forgotten.
Hilarious! So wrong…but hilarious. Assuming that the pap ONLY followed them and took video, the bodyguard is up shit creek. I’m with Filmcop1, it would’ve been on when he would of came within an inch of my door.
Right on, Carlos. I couldn’t agree more.
*probs to the bodyguard
Are you people serious?
If I was being hounded by paparazzi i’d fucking beat the shit out of all of you until you got the message.
Thumbs up!
Get a job taking photos by request…like at a fucking wedding.
Do something for mankind and society you fucking cockroaches.
Invent something.
You got something against Nicole Kidman? STFU. Nobody cares.
DonkeyPunch: You are a fucking scab on the ass of the internet.
Any of you want to be hounded day and night? Please raise your fucking hand…
Why don’t you morons go camp outside a vaccum in outerspace.