Yet another dog for Paris
March 27th, 2008
Paris and some of her 12 dogs in Malibu last summer
Though she’s being investigated by the L.A. Department of Animal Services for owning too many dogs (17 at last count), Paris Hilton reportedly wants yet another one. The whorish heiress wants to adopt a Westie from “Bobbi & The Strays” animal shelter located in Long Island. One of Hilton’s former dog sitters told MSNBC:
“She might like her dogs, but she can’t keep track of them. Last time I watched her dog, she forgot I had it and assumed it was lost.” (Source)
Paris doesn’t need to go to a shelter to find another flea infested, fur covered, rabies riddled, drool dripping “man’s best friend”, she just needs to unzip her pants!
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Be very afraid when the photo op is concluded.
This is disgusting. Let her blow any guy she wants and get any disease she wants, that’s her choice. But this is just wrong.
WHORE.
“Paris doesn’t need to go to a shelter to find another flea infested, fur covered, rabies riddled, drool dripping “man’s best friend”, she just needs to unzip her pants” - hilarious comments like this are why millions will come back for more…
The difference between the dogs and the crotch of she-who-shall-remain-nameless is that the dogs have instincts that keep them safe and out of danger.
Speaking of danger, I live on Long Island. Now The Beast is coming here to get a dog? She’ll release her foul toxins and viruses into our air! Dammit, I’m just getting over a bad cold! My immune system is lowered! Sh*t, gotta load up on Keflex, Tetracycline, Cipro and more.