Paris Hilton: “Cars need keys?”
Paris Hilton received a ticket today for parking in a red zone (STD clinics have red zones?). To compound the situation, she lost her keys.
It’s bad enough losing your car keys, but it’s worse when you lose them while parked in the red zone. Add in a very professional traffic cop and some paparazzi, and you’ve got the makings of a very bad day for Paris Hilton.
“She’s not above the law,” says the refreshingly fair traffic officer. “No one’s above the law.”
Sister Nicky’s plea “Can I put time in her meter for her?” misses the point — Paris parked in the red, and all the quarters and dimes in the world won’t get you out of that one.
I must admit, I was thrown for a loop after seeing this story. Usually when we see the words “Paris Hilton” and “car,” they are immediately followed by “backseat” and “local man catches STD.” I mean, she’s still a fucking waste of space, but this is a refreshing change nonetheless. Baby steps, Paris. Baby steps.
“She’s not above the law,” says the refreshingly fair traffic officer. “No one’s above the law.”
Yeah right, I bet this bitch calls Daddy and has the ticket dissapear.
haaaaaa!!!! yall are deff. not going to believe me when i say this, but the traffic cop is my half brothers, half brother. were going visit him in cali during spring break!