Paris Hilton has a plan
Paris Hilton in Moscow, Russia (4/19)
Paris Hilton wants to have a double wedding with friend Nicole Richie (Paris is dating Benji Madden and Nicole is dating his brother Joel) so they can reap millions from the picture rights. A friend told the New York Post:
“She’s doing it all for attention, as usual. It’s a publicity stunt, just like everything else.” (Source)
This story raises the minimum threshold needed for “attention whore” status to an entirely new level. I’d call Paris a sell out for trying to pull off something so blatantly publicity-driven, but that’d be an insult to Judas, Benedict Arnold, and Jenna Jameson’s mouth. If this wedding idea is true — which it’s not — good luck getting any money for these pics. If I wanted to see a disgusting interfamily marriage, I’d wait until Britney and Jamie Lynn’s kids turn 18. You know that shit is gonna happen.
Why wont this bitch die.
How old is this bitch cause these photos are not flattering at all. Chick is already looking like an old slut
Now that I’ve looked at these photos again, she looks a lot like Mr Burns from The Simpsons.